Imagine he did though. Imagine he scores an incredible outside-the-box volley into the top corner, (keeper had no chance, didn't even move!) and then runs the length of the sideline shaking his fists and shouting at the crowd the whole way down the pitch, kicking over Lucozade bottles in front of the dugout, giving Warnock the fingers before sliding on his knees, boxing the corner flag and kissing the badge.