Neighbourliness today

[Dr Lecter]

Typical conversation:
"Wagwan bruv?"
"Alright?"
"Ima go for chips"
*gets chips*
"That'll be £2"
*gives money*
"Cheers"
"Safe fam"
*walks out*

Valleys version:

Hiya butt
Alright butt, what can I get you butt?
Chip butty please butt
*gets chips*
Quid please butt
*gives counterfeit pound coin*
Nice one butt
Cheers butt
*goes home to give the missus a clip*

[joecity]

Valleys version:

Hiya butt
Alright butt, what can I get you butt?
Chip butty please butt
*gets chips*
Quid please butt
*gives counterfeit pound coin*
Nice one butt
Cheers butt
*goes home to give the missus a clip*

Makes it up with some cold chips after?

[joecity]

Makes it up to her with cold chips after followed by learning her to read the news paper they came in?

[bobh]

Valleys version:

Hiya butt
Alright butt, what can I get you butt?
'arf 'n' 'arf wiv curry please butt
*gets chips,rice and curry*
Quid please butt
*gives counterfeit pound coin*
Nice one butt
Cheers butt
*goes home to give the missus a clip*

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