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She used to give me the horn
Never fancied Barbara Windsor, a right grot bag
I love Welsh women , sexy mums saving money on tins of beans and totty behind the tills
I was in there for an hour , didn't buy a thing
There's now a BrightHouse in Bridgend. Totty-tastic customers there are more skint than Home Bargains' shoppers and with it more susceptible to indecent proposals for a minimum outlay. I realise this information is not new to you as you gave me the heads-up, but it might be of value to others seeking romantic interludes on a budget.
its no coincidence that wherever Sludge is, there is plenty of top end scrunt nearby
I dispute that assertion.
Sludge has fought his own battle of the bulge since a teenager when his nickname was Wobbly Chops. His large frame has afforded him some kudos at Weightwatchers and Slimming World classes which are filled with women who have low self-esteem and, more importantly, are vulnerable to overtures from potential courtiers.
The ploy used there is his alleged miracle weight reducing pills acquired from a Dominican Republic witch doctor. Those who fall for that cobblers are whisked to his bedsit in his clapped-out Corsa faster than Starsky and Hutch could get there. The pill, of course, would knock a horse out in two minutes flat.
I bought a fake black leather reclining chair at b and m Bridgend the other day , imagine lying naked lying back in that whilst some dirty rotter sorts you out , I would be in heaven
Beach volleyball will never be topped.
How can you beat a sport where there's a maximum size for bikini bottoms?
Pole dancing for 10 year olds?
Topless darts from roehampton