Where are you off to ?
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Every time I see Sacha Baron Cohen on tv I come out in a rash.
I must have an Ali G.
Where are you off to ?
"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?"
"Rhino!"
"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."
Two ducks flying over Belfast.
" Quack quack " says one of them.
His mate replies " Look . I'm flying as quack as I can ! "
What do you get when you cross queen Elizabeth and prince Charles?
Killed in a tunnel.
Who will take the second shot of this snooker game?
Find out after the break
Congratulations to West Ham. Not for winning the other night, but for being named after two things muslims hate.