Well for it went like this
""Oh I was walking round my local store""
""I was searching for the ten pence off Lenor""
""When suddenly I bumped into this guy""
""On seeing who it was and wgat he was doing I gave out a cry ""
""Duckin Hell , he's on a message board "
""On getting closer I cried out ""
""Ducking hell , he's on Cardiff City Messag board ""