Desert island women .........pick your ten

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You are deserted on flat Holm

Gentlemen , choose your ladies to keep you entertained

You have ten ....

Elle MacPherson

Jenny Agutter

Natalie wood

Keeley hawes

Linda kozlowski.......Paul Hogan's wife from crocodile Dundee

Barbara Hershey

Jill dando in her early crime watch years

Susan sarandon

Grace Kelly

Renee zellwegger

[J R Hartley]

Wouldn’t need 10. Just Jennifer Anniston will do.

[MOZZER2]

debbie harry

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Wouldn’t need 10. Just Jennifer Anniston will do.

Prefer Lisa kudrow or Courtney Cox

[B. Oddie]

Angela Lansbury.

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debbie harry

Christ she was sexy in that union city blue video

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Angela Lansbury.

Julie Andrews gave me the horn as a young boy

As did the woman who played the lead role in thirty shitty bang bang.....Sally Howes

[binman]

9 women who can build a house, hunt, cook, build a boat and clean

and Traci Lords. The others can take their time with the boat until the football season starts.

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9 women who can build a house, hunt, cook, build a boat and clean

and Traci Lords. The others can take their time with the boat until the football season starts.

Is she the one with plastic boobs ?

Is so she's disqualified

That's the rules

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Christ she was sexy in that union city blue video

https://youtu.be/WGU_4-5RaxU

Even better in this one

[binman]

Is she the one with plastic boobs ?

Is so she's disqualified

That's the rules

No plastic on Traci - and to clarify this is her post 18 movie stage of life I'm referring to....

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No plastic on Traci - and to clarify this is her post 18 movie stage of life I'm referring to....

Ignorance of the law is no defence

[Organ Morgan.]

Susan George and Paula Wilcox would definitely get a deck chair each.

[dembethewarrior]

Is she the one with plastic boobs ?

Is so she's disqualified

That's the rules

How many of your 10 have plastic faces etc

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How many of your 10 have plastic faces etc

Watch it

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Susan George and Paula Wilcox would definitely get a deck chair each.

Susan George was stunning in straw dogs but rapidly aged into a prune faced hag

[BLUETIT]

debbie harry

[BLUETIT]

Charlie Dymock ------- To grow my food

Nigella------------------To cook my food (and doggy)

Carol Smilie smilie-----To build my house (is she still into DIY) ?

Kylie-------------------- for Mondays

Debbie Harry-----------For Tuesdays

Jennifer (friends)------for Thursdays (day of rest Wednesdays)

My Mrs-----------------To make sure I keep my sanity and nice clean clothes + bedding

jade Jones-------------To fight off any interlopers

Ann Widicombe--------To keep me amused

And then anyone who is good at carpentry, to build me a boat

[Auntie Andy]

Charlie Dymock ------- To grow my food

Nigella------------------To cook my food (and doggy)

Carol Smilie smilie-----To build my house (is she still into DIY) ?

Kylie-------------------- for Mondays

Debbie Harry-----------For Tuesdays

Jennifer (friends)------for Thursdays (day of rest Wednesdays)

My Mrs-----------------To make sure I keep my sanity and nice clean clothes + bedding

jade Jones-------------To fight off any interlopers

Ann Widicombe--------To keep me amused

And then anyone who is good at carpentry, to build me a boat

Very clever for you Tony

[bobh]

Arre we talking about as they are, or as they were in their prime?

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Arre we talking about as they are, or as they were in their prime?

In their prime

Catherine Denueve for example looked stunning in her youth , today she looks like a bottle of gin

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

Madeleine Smith
Sabrina Salerno (Boys Boys Boys)
Gabriella Sabatini
Kylie ( just her bum)
Debbie Harry ( just her mouth)
Lead singer of No Limits
NOT Barbara Windsor..scabby bat
Annabella from Bow Wow Wow
Wendy James..Transvision Vamp
Black Box mimer
...and there's something about Tina Turner..maybe she could just do her crazy dancing on the beach...naked

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

..and for a substitute ( in case Tina doesn't last the pace)...
Jayne Mansfield..head intact

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Madeleine Smith
Sabrina Salerno (Boys Boys Boys)
Gabriella Sabatini....................looks like a bloke
Kylie ( just her bum)
Debbie Harry ( just her mouth)
Lead singer of No Limits
NOT Barbara Windsor..scabby bat
Annabella from Bow Wow Wow
Wendy James..Transvision Vamp..........she was a sort
Black Box mimer
...and there's something about Tina Turner..maybe she could just do her crazy dancing on the beach...naked

.................complete rotter

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..and for a substitute ( in case Tina doesn't last the pace)...
Jayne Mansfield..head intact

Beautiful woman