They're fickle from the Eastern Valleys, mind.
(I should know - I'm married to a 'Pooler)
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That's my summer sorted !
They're fickle from the Eastern Valleys, mind.
(I should know - I'm married to a 'Pooler)
Will you be taking her up the Walnut?
You want to take her up the open, Sludge.
Always very warm and friendly there and anything you want on tap all the time.
http://www.theopenhearth.wales
Sludge scours the internet dating site Local Slags (https://www.localslags.co.uk/) where his username is Raymondo Bernard. There he's a sophisticated 30-something entrepreneur of Mediterranean heritage. His profile photo is of a young Erik Estrada.
The women lie too. The voluptuous 52-year-old is likely to be over 60 with three original teeth left in her head. He's arranged to meet her at Merthyr Mawr. His plan is to seduce her with a free rissole and chips then whisk her off to the sand dunes for a fingering.