You'll need to yield to reasonable requests by discarding the Matalan clobber if you want to successfully woo a respectable female. You've become too set in your ways by contenting yourself with bonking big-boned bruisers from Brackla. Isn't it true that the last one you interfered with from there, her with the initials LW, would challenge any local yokel to an arm wrestling contest?
If you're not prepared to compromise your principles by adapting your attire, you could comb your hair for once, surely? The unshaven, just climbed out of bed look only appeals to the type of women you don't wish to fondle and fiddle with any longer.
Just ask if you want any other tips.