Is it time to ban clapping at the CCS?

[Mrs Steve R]

It’s aimed at the old and uneducated to get them whipped up in to a frenzy, they’ll believe anything and love an excuse to say how things were better in their day. Also a good way to swing people with politics too. See also the majority of conspiracy theories.

That's the beeb for you.

[Wales-Bales]

That's the beeb for you.

Funnily enough, that's where I saw it

[Organ Morgan.]

Jazz hands isn't the solution to soothe the sensitivities of society's most delicate flowers for there must be some who have an irrational fear of overly large or small mitts... and what if, God forbid, those people are also suffering from a gender identity crisis?! A polite, hardly noticeable, nod of the head is the answer.

[Wales-Bales]

Jazz hands isn't the solution to soothe the sensitivities of society's most delicate flowers for there must be some who have an irrational fear of overly large or small mitts... and what if, God forbid, those people are also suffering from a gender identity crisis?! A polite, hardly noticeable, nod of the head is the answer.

What about thought clapping? Everybody can simply imagine it, and then we'll all be happy

[Wales-Bales]

In Sludge's case it would be jizz hands...

Maybe we should just bring back clapping

[Croesy Blue]

What a surprise the telegraph has a tiny paragraph in it today apologising for the clapping story because it’s bollocks.

Well done anyone who was taken in by this obvious shite even for a second. And I thought it was only obvious lies printed on busses and conspiracy sites that fooled you.

[IanD]

What about thought clapping? Everybody can simply imagine it, and then we'll all be happy

A bit like imagining we've scored a goal.