Originally Posted by
Organ Morgan.
AlwaysAway2 has an interesting and rather chequered background. A Cardiff lad he made his pile from sheep rustling in the Caerphilly area and, bizarrely, in Grangetown too (feck knows how). He relocated to the Channel Islands whereupon he soon became the largest exporter of Jersey Royal New Potatoes. His rise to prominence confounded his competitors as he owned no land and had little to no knowledge of harvesters or any other farming machinery. The mystery was solved when he appeared gripping a rail of the dock at a Saint Helier courtroom to answer charges brought by Trading Standards. He had imported inferior spuds by the ton to replace the labels with his own to sell on at quadruple the price. Since then he's occupied his days metal detecting and arguing with neighbours two doors down the street.