Advice needed - playing Santa

[Eric the Half a Bee]

Asking for advice on this might be one of the more regrettable things I'll post on here, but here goes:

I've volunteered to be Santa Claus at a local Christmas fayre. Apart from being able to say "Ho hi ho" and having a natural Santa physique, anyone with any good advice on pulling off a good performance?

Thanks

[mrbluejay]

Make sure your sack is clean and full

[Rjk]

Get the flu vaccine

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Find some assistants by contacting the National Elf Service.

[Baloo]

Don't ply the kids with City stats.

[splott parker]

Leave out the ‘hi’ & put another ‘ho’ in 👍

[The Bloop]

Don't ask if the child's mother want to have a rummage around Santa's sack.

[Pearcey3]

Asking for advice on this might be one of the more regrettable things I'll post on here, but here goes:

I've volunteered to be Santa Claus at a local Christmas fayre. Apart from being able to say "Ho hi ho" and having a natural Santa physique, anyone with any good advice on pulling off a good performance?


Thanks

Kiddy fiddler

[cyril evans awaydays]

If the plan is to say "ho hi ho" you probably need the ability to distinguish an elf from a dwarf!

[NYCBlue]

Get the flu vaccine

THIS!

[Pearcey3]

Mr half wasp. I think you have had some very sage advice on here today.

[The Bloop]

If the kid says they want a Swansea shirt then tell them they'll only get that if they haven't been good. If they've been good they'll get a Cardiff shirt.

[Harry Monk]

Asking for advice on this might be one of the more regrettable things I'll post on here, but here goes:

I've volunteered to be Santa Claus at a local Christmas fayre. Apart from being able to say "Ho hi ho" and having a natural Santa physique, anyone with any good advice on pulling off a good performance?

Thanks

Stop lying to kids.

[life on mars]

Asking for advice on this might be one of the more regrettable things I'll post on here, but here goes:

I've volunteered to be Santa Claus at a local Christmas fayre. Apart from being able to say "Ho hi ho" and having a natural Santa physique, anyone with any good advice on pulling off a good performance?

Thanks

Make sure you get the minimum wage ,and you get due relegated tea breaks, dont let the capitalist world exploit you,just because they supply a free uniform and beard .

[cyril evans awaydays]

Make sure you get the minimum wage ,and you get due relegated tea breaks, dont let the capitalist world exploit you,just because they supply a free uniform and beard .

Relegated tea breaks, its not even Christmas ffs!

[splott parker]

Make sure you get the minimum wage ,and you get due relegated tea breaks, dont let the capitalist world exploit you,just because they supply a free uniform and beard .

How the f*ck did you manage to work the dreaded ‘relegated’ word in in a Father Christmas thread????????

[MacAdder]

Would you need to get a CRB check?

[blue matt]

Would you need to get a CRB check?

I had to be CRB'ed

I am " Santa clause " for our local swimming club, 4 sessions so 4 goes at it for me

My advice, dont wear your new " quechua hiking boots " that you are breaking in, as your youngest will spot them and point them out to everyone

[Pearcey3]

Is Eric helping the Police with their enquiries yet?

[Joe Gillis]

Sit on your hands.

[Wales-Bales]

I'd play him at centre-half, he can't be any worse than Bamba (who also likes to give away gifts).

[life on mars]

How the f*ck did you manage to work the dreaded ‘relegated’ word in in a Father Christmas thread????????

It is a football thread ffs

[splott parker]

It is a football thread ffs

‘Advice Needed - Playing Santa’, you’re surely not promoting that as a football thread? 😂😂😂😂

[uncle bob]

I had to be CRB'ed

I am " Santa clause " for our local swimming club, 4 sessions so 4 goes at it for me

My advice, dont wear your new " quechua hiking boots " that you are breaking in, as your youngest will spot them and point them out to everyone

Have you been knocking off his Mrs Matt? Lol