Are there any nice conspiracy theories? Maybe something that is seemingly underhand but would be beneficial to the populace as a whole? For instance, in order to get us off niche internet forums and go outside for some fresh air and exercise and proper human interaction the FBI have employed Wales Bales and Mr Nelson to post blinkered, self-serving drivel. I'm on to you, FBI. And they can't say it's not true because I'm going out in a minute.