Originally Posted by
Organ Morgan.
Look, boyo, it's arduous enough dealing with the smut Sludge posts without you joining in.
Speaking of whom, he took to his bed yesterday evening and hasn't budged from there since. It appears he's having the mother of all sulks over the government's announcement to introduce a UK porn block from July 15th. "Please tell me it's not true!" he wailed down the phone. I pointed out that he'd save upwards of £200 per year by not having to purchase so many wet wipes and paper tissues but there was no consoling the Tommy Tanking fiend.