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I was in Tesco earlier and there were two kids giving their mother hell, poor woman trying to fill the trolley up, tired etc and the kids are having a pop at each over (Most of us have been there) By this time she'd had enough and she pointed towards the security bloke and said 'If you two don't stop, that man over there in the blue uniform will arrest you and put you in the Tesco cell, underneath the store' It seemed to workGot me thinking of my own mother pretending to call the Kids Home when my sister and i were kicking off when we were kids, we'd go ****ing hysterical! Poor Mothers, they don't half put up with some shit from kids! Did anyone else's Mum have a way of making you or your siblings behave?
Wait till your father gets home.......................... That was more than enough!!!
Overheard my mother talking to one of her friends about me, “Price of football boots!!! And he’ll only have those La di dahs”
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I told my two boys, when they assured me they cleaned their teeth before bed (they hadn't!) that the men in the lab can forensically test to see if the toothbrush had been used. They ran upstairs and cleaned their teeth immediately.
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Sizzlers from Primark-They'd make you run faster.
What kids say.....
Was once in a queue at the checkout in Tesco. Woman with full conveyor of shopping. Little girl sat in the trolley seat....
“Mummy, Mummy!!!”
Why were you eating Daddy’s willy this morning
Woman walks straight out of store leaving shopping on the belt
20 years ago... still tell the story whenever opportunity presents
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If you don't eat all of your dinner then I'll warm it up in the morning and you can eat it for breakfast
Did that ever happen?
ThisWait till your father gets home.......................... That was more than enough!!!
I always wondered who the evil Dr Banardo was I'd be sent to live with.
If you fall off there and break your leg dont come running to me.
Never in my house, my old man used to get in from work every night about 8ish saying he’d worked late, yeah right, he’d been in The New Dock Tavern since about 5. My mother was a bit of an old fashioned Irish stock Catholic matriarch, she was the disciplinarian, the old man liked a pint, the quiet life with the attitude of ‘You sort it out Mary’. Don’t think he ever raised his voice to me while my mother threatened me with the boiler stick on many an occasion 😂😂😂Wait till your father gets home.......................... That was more than enough!!!
When walking in the room with food or a drink
“You drop that and I’ll drop you”
Don’t start crying or I’ll give you something to cry for😂😂😂
Me - Mum, can I stay out late tonight?
Mum - 'Ask your father'
Me - Dad, can I stay out late tonight?
Dad- 'Ask your mother'
When my kids were young, I used to tell them” if the ice cream van was playing it’s tune, it meant they had run out of ice cream.
My wife went mental with me when she found out!!
My Mother used to threaten my Sisters and I with my Nan.
Rumour had it she gave my Cousin a bloody good hiding at one time for upsetting his Mother.
Scared the shite out of us when that threat came.
"If you fall out of that tree and kill yourself I'll never speak to you again"
Thing was, hard as my father was, he never lifted a finger to any of us. Just him being 'mad' was enough. The house would be in total silence until we went to bed.
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My mother when I'd done something wrong...
'Come here so I can hit you'
As if Mam
My dad always used to count slowly, but forcefully, to three.
But he never got past two.
When a mother grabs her kid by the arm and tries to smack him while he tries to get away and forces her to rotate on the spot whilst flailing at him I sometimes wonder if kids circle in the opposite direction in the southern hemisphere...
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