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Meeting between DF at Crystal Palarse and a top agent:——-

DF:— Woy tells me he wants your player (he don’t know his name), out on the pitch (he don’t know what position he plays) playing for us

Agent:— Who are you exactly, as I thought I was talking to the BOSS.

DF::— I’m DF, I played (insert games) for this club (insert name)

Agent:— Ya, but who are you and what’s your standing in the game. Where’s Woy ????

DF:—- I took this club, to a league cup semi-final, which I unfortunately lost, because 30000 Welshmen sang a Bob Marley song. But my physiatrist is getting me over it now and I can listen to Bob with hardly any problems

Agent:——Do you know the way to Watford

DF:—- You hum it and I’ll sing it

It’s all Bollox
Are you ok?