Originally Posted by
BLUETIT
Meeting between DF at Crystal Palarse and a top agent:——-
DF:— Woy tells me he wants your player (he don’t know his name), out on the pitch (he don’t know what position he plays) playing for us
Agent:— Who are you exactly, as I thought I was talking to the BOSS.
DF::— I’m DF, I played (insert games) for this club (insert name)
Agent:— Ya, but who are you and what’s your standing in the game. Where’s Woy ????
DF:—- I took this club, to a league cup semi-final, which I unfortunately lost, because 30000 Welshmen sang a Bob Marley song. But my physiatrist is getting me over it now and I can listen to Bob with hardly any problems
Agent:——Do you know the way to Watford
DF:—- You hum it and I’ll sing it
It’s all Bollox