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Thread: Neil Warnock, Barcelona manager.

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    Neil Warnock, Barcelona manager.


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    Thanks Other Bob.

    Brilliant.

    Very funny, very well-written, and just a little thought-provoking!


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    "Sometimes you just need a shithouse. And sometimes, only a shithouse will do"

    This should be the club motto underneath the badge.

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    Thanks, Bob, enjoyed that.

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    Manna from heaven for those who dislike Warnock but for me a pile of self indulgent unfunny shite that I gave up on early on - clearly has too much time on his hands and isn't spending it wisely. Obviously just my opinion

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    Read the a while back and found it funny, good read good fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nobody's Rep View Post
    Manna from heaven for those who dislike Warnock but for me a pile of self indulgent unfunny shite that I gave up on early on - clearly has too much time on his hands and isn't spending it wisely. Obviously just my opinion
    Found it quite fun myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nobody's Rep View Post
    Manna from heaven for those who dislike Warnock but for me a pile of self indulgent unfunny shite that I gave up on early on - clearly has too much time on his hands and isn't spending it wisely. Obviously just my opinion
    In what way did you find that self indulgent ffs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nobody's Rep View Post
    Manna from heaven for those who dislike Warnock but for me a pile of self indulgent unfunny shite that I gave up on early on - clearly has too much time on his hands and isn't spending it wisely. Obviously just my opinion
    Are you always this miserable?

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    Different strokes for different folks - pleased for you

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    How's that being miserable - as I said just my opinion - thought that was social media was for - but like a modern day pub but with a wider audience 👍

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    "la de da football"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nobody's Rep View Post
    Manna from heaven for those who dislike Warnock but for me a pile of self indulgent unfunny shite that I gave up on early on - clearly has too much time on his hands and isn't spending it wisely. Obviously just my opinion
    He works for that (massive) website so would have got paid for that. I enjoyed it personally, just a bit of fun isn't it

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    Quote Originally Posted by delmbox View Post
    He works for that (massive) website so would have got paid for that. I enjoyed it personally, just a bit of fun isn't it
    Been doing my own experiments recently.

    Done Messi in the Welsh Premier League, Celtic & Rangers in the Premier League and I put Piers Morgan into the Arsenal team. Way more fun than it should.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baker View Post
    Been doing my own experiments recently.

    Done Messi in the Welsh Premier League, Celtic & Rangers in the Premier League
    How did they get on?!

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    I fell about laughing reading that. Excellent

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    Quote Originally Posted by delmbox View Post
    How did they get on?!
    Sorry mate, don't come on here much now.


    Its a lot to type! If you wanna find out I've linked them below with the rough timestamps


    Dembele Traore FC

    https://open.spotify.com/episode/5Jyx9ADxn8uUGfUB0Iom8l (roughly 36 minutes in)


    Piers Morgan for Arsenal

    https://open.spotify.com/episode/73fF7sjB0tR9btiF4u5vsh (roughly 28 mins in)


    Messi Cardiff Met

    https://open.spotify.com/episode/09i3UQzZTUVicwiiw6xHRp (25 mins in)


    We released the Celtic Rangers one as a seperate episode cos it was so good

    https://open.spotify.com/episode/1iibroF5YmcKZsCYuZU07b


    On apple podcasts & google podcasts as well just in case you don't have spotify

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    Quote Originally Posted by the other bob wilson View Post
    WTF have I just read? A spotty kid has played a computer game where Warnock is manager of Barcelona, and has written an article about it.

    He even says

    Quote Originally Posted by Plonker
    Even better, when Warnock is called out over his hypocrisy and asked whether he thinks his comments are a bit disrespectful he abruptly storms out of the press conference.

    I'd say you couldn't write it, but this is Neil Warnock.
    Someone is confusing real life with fiction here, and it ain't me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Do me a Faerber View Post
    WTF have I just read? A spotty kid has played a computer game where Warnock is manager of Barcelona, and has written an article about it.

    He even says



    Someone is confusing real life with fiction here, and it ain't me.
    lighten up

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    Great read that, cheers Bob

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    Re: Neil Warnock, Barcelona manager.

    Quote Originally Posted by the other bob wilson View Post
    Playing computer games, I get it.

    Writing a report on a simulation as if it is somehow relevant to anything. I don't get it.

    Used to get these sort of conversations in school.... "Hey John, I just got Merthyr to the Premier League" and we'd have a bit of a laugh. Then we met girls, and then we turned 14 and had less time to spend on such things.

    This kid, I really hope he is a kid, will soon discover girls or boys. As will all of you who read it and found it even mildly amusing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CCFCC3PO View Post
    Playing computer games, I get it.

    Writing a report on a simulation as if it is somehow relevant to anything. I don't get it.

    Used to get these sort of conversations in school.... "Hey John, I just got Merthyr to the Premier League" and we'd have a bit of a laugh. Then we met girls, and then we turned 14 and had less time to spend on such things.

    This kid, I really hope he is a kid, will soon discover girls or boys. As will all of you who read it and found it even mildly amusing.
    He got paid to do it mate, it's a bit of a laugh.

    Just because you've grown up and like girls doesn't mean you can't enjoy stupid things.

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    Re: Neil Warnock, Barcelona manager.

    Quote Originally Posted by CCFCC3PO View Post
    Playing computer games, I get it.

    Writing a report on a simulation as if it is somehow relevant to anything. I don't get it.

    Used to get these sort of conversations in school.... "Hey John, I just got Merthyr to the Premier League" and we'd have a bit of a laugh. Then we met girls, and then we turned 14 and had less time to spend on such things.

    This kid, I really hope he is a kid, will soon discover girls or boys. As will all of you who read it and found it even mildly amusing.
    Is your username a reference to a Star Wars character?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Llandaff Blue View Post
    Is your username a reference to a Star Wars character?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Llandaff Blue View Post
    Is your username a reference to a Star Wars character?
    Unreal lack of selfawareness from the lad

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