Usual rubbish. Let's get the team to play like children in the school yard then shall we ?
Maybe we could get all the players from both teams in a line and then take turns to pick and just carry on till the bell goes .
No wonder you like amateur and youth level football more than the professional game.

It's also wrong that no one wants to be a defender when they start football. Of course they do , and many of them manage it, which probably comes about because they find they have a talent for it in this schoolyard football which you think should be the benchmark.

It's all just another excuse to have a go at Cardiff City though, isn't it ? It must take you a long time to sit there thinking of new ways to rubbish the team and the club and you're scraping the bottom of the barrel with this nonsense.