Don't get your Snickers in a twist.
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Gives me the chance to reuse an old joke.
I once entered a Marathon. Took ages to get the peanuts out of my bell end.
Don't get your Snickers in a twist.
About time
Marathon the great british chocolate covered peanut bar
First we vote to ditch the EU, which might actually happen this year, then we get our chocolate bar name back for a limited time 2019, what a year it could become
Rule Britannia
A first step for the UK and mankind .
Take that Luxembourg and Brussels .
Need to start selling petrol in gallons again aswell. That'll put another 2 fingers up to them beaurocrats.
It's limited edition only for a few months in Morrison's. Snickers will be back. Gullible people will buy the Marathon and will be delighted.
Soon be renaming Sellafield as Windscale.
Snickers or Marathon makes no difference to me - never liked either of them.
It’s mad how many people are so obsessed with nostalgia. They whitewash the past as some utopia in their head and then are easily sold a load of shit.
I think most of us look back at our younger days and claim they were the best times. There are reasons for this in that your teenage years (in particular) are the most intertwined in our memories as our brains undergo an incredible rate of development as we are most socially active. Think of how most people still listen to the music they were brought up with and discovered when they were young.
The more rational among us know that things are no better or worse in one era or another, they're just different.
I can't tell who is joking anymore
It's only for 3 months as part of an ad campaign, it's not the second coming of brittania rules the waves.
Incidentally, Snickers is the 2nd biggest selling chocolate in the UK, guess what the first is
So people think this is Britain shaking off the shackles of other countries and striking out on its own, when really it's a scheme devised to give an American multinational company more sales in the UK market.
Excellent news, just the start. Blue passports next please.
Haven't eaten a "snickers" in years out of protest except the miniature version in those boxes.
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Will this mean Swansea City being renamed accurately as Swansea Town , if that is the case lets get on it .
The answer is Dairy Milk