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People travelling at 60mph taking a shortcut whilst looking for some mysterious West Indian women with a cow
Room 101.
I like Frank Skinner, but it's been going 25 years, has run out of steam, and it's time is up!
Queuing at bars.
[QUOTE=Mr Shhh;5016893]Queuing at bars.[/QUOTE
Used to get really frustrated waiting to get served at the bar, I’ve changed my mind now, there’s so many pubs falling by the wayside it’s a pleasure to be in a busy pub. But the thing that pisses me off is someone getting served before me when it’s my turn, it’s really poor etiquette. I liken being at a packed bar to being in a packed barbers, everyone in the crowd knows their place in the pecking order. I’ll always say He/she’s before me if the server goes to serve me and I know it’s not my turn. A lot of this is down to bar staff though, experienced barmaids in years gone by would work the bar like maestros, they knew who was next therefore diffusing any awkward situation, they also had the knack of serving two or three customers at once. Experienced barmaids (it was rarely barmen) were brilliant.
[QUOTE=splott parker;5016894]Something that really gets to me as well that is, and you know standing at the bar the types that will follow the unwritten rule and the ones that won’t. Usually give you an “oooh sorry” as they blurt out their gay order of 3 types of fruit cider and gins “oooh and a wkd for Luke he was out late last night” *****.
Into room 101 would go cardiff bus, people who spit, people who put their feet on bus seats, people who say can I get and finally people who paint blankets with happy birthday dwayne on them and drape them over important traffic signs and leave them there months after the spog has recovered from his hangover.
"reality" TV
Soap operas
My neighbour, who won't fix his fence that divides our gardens (It's his fence, mine is between me and my other neighbour)
He's a nutter - he accused me of letting my dog shit on his garden - when I didn't own a dog!
1. Scottish football results and tables.
2. Strictly come dancing.
3. Alan Sugar.
4. ‘Baby on Board’ stickers on cars.