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I know this has probably been done before, but if you could add something angd get away with it, then what would it be? A little bit of fun..
Canned laughter if a player rolls around dying in order to get another player sent off. Or how about the Benny Hill theme tune when it starts kicking off....
If VAR is here to stay, put a “Tom & Jerry” cartoon on whilst they wait to make a decision
Passing to a player near you instead of just seeing who can kick or throw the ball the furthest
No yellow cards for diving. Instead the opposing side get a free foul on that player with no comeback.
Get rid of VAR but no need to make anyone redundant. Instead give the VAR twat a remote control which issues a non lethal but still uncomfortable electric shock to any player talking back to the referee.
Managers have a similar tool and can deploy it against their own players in the event of a corner/free kick that doesn't clear the first man.
Power penalties. The defending Side can elect to blindfold the penalty taker but if he scores, his side automatically win the game
US style salary capping
Monkeys riding dogs for half time entertainment
An option halfway through the season to sell your season ticket back to the club
A proper offside rule - no 'is he going for the
ball?' or 'is he interfering with play/line of sight',etc.
If he's behind the last player when the ball is kicked forward, he's offside.
Four linos, the game can afford it, NFQAT.
Get rid of VAR, adopt the egger system.
More of a change than an introduction but I'd change the the penalty area. It seems a little unfair that you can get fouled at the furthest corner of the penalty area and get a kick in front of the goal from 12 yards.
I'd probably have a 12 yard semi circle around the goal. Something like that. Don't see why you couldn't have a direct free kick with no wall as well.
Like this idea, penalties just for clear scoring chances .
Give managers challenges like in tennis for VAR.
Make games 30 minutes a half but clock stops when ball goes out of play or any stoppage.
Get rid of youth teams instead put money into school football system. Then after complete GCSEs there is a draft system like in Collage football in the US. Would also mean kids would have to focus on studies to play in their school team.
theres way to much pressure on parents being pressure to travel ridiculous distances for accadamies which probably produce a pro about 5% or less.
when a free kick us awarded, book any **** that runs to the ball to stop a quick one being taken..they're all at it now..
If a sub is made in added time add a full minute on
Stop clock on time wasting, lengthy stoppages, subs, non quick free kicks etc. No need for injury time which is never accurate.
Players who talk back to the referee should be made to leave the pitch and drink a pint before coming back on.
If you swear at the referee you should drink the beer and eat a pasty of your choice before returning to the game
Second time it’s two pints and two pasties