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Thread: The barking toad ?

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    The barking toad ?

    Is that the barking and Romford toad ?

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    Re: The barking toad ?

    Who is that famous philosopher ?

    Er......Des o Connor ?

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    Re: The barking toad ?

    Neither, sounds like a pub

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    Re: The barking toad ?

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Who is that famous philosopher ?

    Er......Des o Connor ?
    ....stick your foreskin over your head

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    Re: The barking toad ?

    Quote Originally Posted by kendoddsdadsdogsdead View Post
    ....stick your foreskin over your head
    And his hands so he can stop posting absolute tripe.

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    Re: The barking toad ?

    [QUOTE=dembethewarrior;5018402]And his hands so he can stop posting absolute ...
    ....there was no such ****ing thing as the ti****ingtanic...

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    Re: The barking toad ?

    Ah, the CCMB stinker's wi-fi is back up and running.

    He's a member of a number of other online forums. The Quim Reaper is his moniker at a dogging one from which he posts a prodigious amount of smut.

    He's also signed up to a long list of dating sites where he passes himself off as a cast of different characters many years younger than his true age who have exotic names the like of Roberto St Clair and Tony Angelo. Few would guess that instead of the suave figure he portrays he's communicating from his Cowbridge hovel rather than a swanky Knightsbridge hotel, and instead of wearing a tuxedo he's trussed-up in what he prefers to call a gentleman's back support to ease his lumbago that he purchased for four quid at a charity shop, but is really a flower patterned woman's corset that has two cups to deposit a hefty pair of melons into.

    What an unscrupulous rotter that fella is!

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    Re: The barking toad ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Organ Morgan. View Post
    Ah, the CCMB stinker's wi-fi is back up and running.

    He's a member of a number of other online forums. The Quim Reaper is his moniker at a dogging one from which he posts a prodigious amount of smut.

    He's also signed up to a long list of dating sites where he passes himself off as a cast of different characters many years younger than his true age who have exotic names the like of Roberto St Clair and Tony Angelo. Few would guess that instead of the suave figure he portrays he's communicating from his Cowbridge hovel rather than a swanky Knightsbridge hotel, and instead of wearing a tuxedo he's trussed-up in what he prefers to call a gentleman's back support to ease his lumbago that he purchased for four quid at a charity shop, but is really a flower patterned woman's corset that has two cups to deposit a hefty pair of melons into.

    What an unscrupulous rotter that fella is!
    Cool story bro

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