Originally Posted by
Tuerto
I have a story about bovril. I was drinking a boiling hot cup (those brown flimsy cups) and it slipped out of my hand and ended up on my bollocks, ****ing agony as it's straight boiling water. I went back to my missus house to sort myself out and her two dogs could smell the bovril and decided to attack my bollocks, ****ing frenzy it was infront of the future in laws. I was then trying to justify the dogs interest by saying that i was clean but my nuts probably smelt and tasted of beef......things went down hill from there...