Quote Originally Posted by Organ Morgan. View Post
Sludgey, I've been scouring the internet since Christmas searching for an image of any woman you might say "I wouldn't" upon seeing. I'd given up all hope until coming across a news story of a 60-year-old drug dealer and addict from the North East of England. She's below. Surely even you would decline to throw a leg over her?


Shes got some positives

Her hair is stylish and hasn't gone grey yet despite her advancing years

Shes getting everything she can out of that fag suggesting shes good with money

And shes got a nice bruise on her hand meaning she is probably pretty handy

All in all you have to say beauty is only skin deep

I think shes a keeper