For the away games I’ll still be making a bit of grub up and putting a few cans in the fridge on a Friday night. Up early on Saturday, first can about 8am, pull a few chairs about two feet apart and wander up and down them, turning left and right to have a chat with my imaginary friends. Put a bucket on the washing machine, stand on it and have a piss when it’s on spin cycle. Have the upstairs telly on from about quarter to two while I’m downstairs having another drink, run upstairs to catch the kick off at one minute to three looking for a spare bit of space on the bed...........f*ck me, it’s the away games I miss