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Thread: Urban Decay Mens Shower Gel

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    Urban Decay Mens Shower Gel

    don't get fooled by all this Adidas rehydration moisturising nonsense at 4 quid a bottle

    I use urban decay , 50 pence for a box of ten , somewhere in Poland

    Quality product

    Hair has been falling out recently but old age comes to us all

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    Re: Urban Decay Mens Shower Gel

    Fishing tips? Ok

    Music tips? I guess.

    Beauty tips? No thanks.

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    Re: Urban Decay Mens Shower Gel

    “Litigation” the new season’s fragrance from Sludge. Slap it on.

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    Miscreant the new eau de toilette form Sludge.

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    Re: Urban Decay Mens Shower Gel

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    don't get fooled by all this Adidas rehydration moisturising nonsense at 4 quid a bottle

    I use urban decay , 50 pence for a box of ten , somewhere in Poland

    Quality product

    Hair has been falling out recently but old age comes to us all
    If you're using that stuff, I won't ask what hair is falling out.

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    Re: Urban Decay Mens Shower Gel

    Ever thought about starting a Livejournal Sludge?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce Parry View Post
    Ever thought about starting a Livejournal Sludge?
    I would if I knew what it was

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    Re: Urban Decay Mens Shower Gel

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    I would if I knew what it was
    as long as you don't start an onlyfans

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    Re: Urban Decay Mens Shower Gel

    “Tap Water” The new fragrance from Tuerto

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    Re: Urban Decay Mens Shower Gel

    I don't use shower gel, most of it washes off my hands before I get an chance to use it. I use soap. Yow know where you are with a bar of soap.

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    Re: Urban Decay Mens Shower Gel

    Quote Originally Posted by NYCBlue View Post
    I don't use shower gel, most of it washes off my hands before I get an chance to use it. I use soap. Yow know where you are with a bar of soap.
    Good old cold tar

    Stinks mind

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    Re: Urban Decay Mens Shower Gel

    Old Spice 99p Concorde Discount be there or be square

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    Linx Africa you have to take a shitty stick out with you after using it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by insider View Post
    Linx Africa you have to take a shitty stick out with you after using it.
    Denim , for men who don't have to try, too hard

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    Re: Urban Decay Mens Shower Gel

    Quote Originally Posted by NYCBlue View Post
    I don't use shower gel, most of it washes off my hands before I get an chance to use it. I use soap. Yow know where you are with a bar of soap.
    Someone I know was telling me their shower technique was to get wet under the shower for a few seconds, then turn it off and apply shower gel, then turn the shower back on and wash it off. The whole process is done in about one minute.

    What an utterly joyless way to live your life.

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    Re: Urban Decay Mens Shower Gel

    Quote Originally Posted by Rjk View Post
    Someone I know was telling me their shower technique was to get wet under the shower for a few seconds, then turn it off and apply shower gel, then turn the shower back on and wash it off. The whole process is done in about one minute.

    What an utterly joyless way to live your life.
    Makes total sense though.

    I'm surprised that Sludge isnt on Instagram making a fortune as an Influencer. He could do his daily grooming routine testing different products whilst playing metal in the background.

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    Re: Urban Decay Mens Shower Gel

    Quote Originally Posted by Rjk View Post
    Someone I know was telling me their shower technique was to get wet under the shower for a few seconds, then turn it off and apply shower gel, then turn the shower back on and wash it off. The whole process is done in about one minute.

    What an utterly joyless way to live your life.
    Sod that

    Jump in the shower , shower , get out

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    Re: Urban Decay Mens Shower Gel

    Quote Originally Posted by The Bloop View Post
    Makes total sense though.

    I'm surprised that Sludge isnt on Instagram making a fortune as an Influencer. He could do his daily grooming routine testing different products whilst playing metal in the background.
    there is only one product , urban decay

    Backed up by slayer , skeletons of society

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    Re: Urban Decay Mens Shower Gel

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Sod that

    Jump in the shower , shower , get out
    For me if I'm running late and need a quick shower it goes like this:

    1: jump in shower
    2:there is no time, there is only shower
    3: 30 minutes later emerge from shower.

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    Re: Urban Decay Mens Shower Gel

    Quote Originally Posted by Rjk View Post
    For me if I'm running late and need a quick shower it goes like this:

    1: jump in shower
    2:there is no time, there is only shower
    3: 30 minutes later emerge from shower.
    30 mintites, are there traffic problems in the shower ?

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    Re: Urban Decay Mens Shower Gel

    Quote Originally Posted by life on mars View Post
    30 mintites, are there traffic problems in the shower ?
    I'm exaggerating of course, but anything less than 10-15 minutes is akin to a spartan existence in my opinion

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    Re: Urban Decay Mens Shower Gel

    My son spends 30 mins in the shower but he’s most likely abusing himself. Men with agendas go in there, get clean and get out.

    Showering for long periods of say half an hour or more is an American idea imported to Britain by Hollywood films.

    Often used to convey an emotion of melancholy or washing away despair. The character emerges anew ready for the final act of the film. Usually some retribution.

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    Re: Urban Decay Mens Shower Gel

    I've never been abused in a shower I usually have a quick tug ,shower out in 10 ,then hopefully get abused on CCMB

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    Re: Urban Decay Mens Shower Gel

    Quote Originally Posted by life on mars View Post
    I've never been abused in a shower I usually have a quick tug ,shower out in 10 ,then hopefully get abused on CCMB
    That's where you're going wrong. Easy mistake to make Stay in there for another 15 minutes. Open the bathroom window. You need to let the scent of the rich lather of urban decay to circulate the neighborhood. Give the abusers chance to pull themselves away from the Daily Mail comments and showbiz page and get over to you.

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    I accidentally got vaseline on my old boy in the shower. Had a great 10 minutes trying to clean it off.

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