Urban Decay Mens Shower Gel

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

don't get fooled by all this Adidas rehydration moisturising nonsense at 4 quid a bottle

I use urban decay , 50 pence for a box of ten , somewhere in Poland

Quality product

Hair has been falling out recently but old age comes to us all

[lardy]

Fishing tips? Ok

Music tips? I guess.

Beauty tips? No thanks.

[joecity]

“Litigation” the new season’s fragrance from Sludge. Slap it on.

[joecity]

Miscreant the new eau de toilette form Sludge.

[Eric the Half a Bee]

don't get fooled by all this Adidas rehydration moisturising nonsense at 4 quid a bottle

I use urban decay , 50 pence for a box of ten , somewhere in Poland

Quality product

Hair has been falling out recently but old age comes to us all

If you're using that stuff, I won't ask what hair is falling out.

[Bruce Parry]

Ever thought about starting a Livejournal Sludge?

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Ever thought about starting a Livejournal Sludge?

I would if I knew what it was

[Rjk]

I would if I knew what it was

as long as you don't start an onlyfans

[joecity]

“Tap Water” The new fragrance from Tuerto

[NYCBlue]

I don't use shower gel, most of it washes off my hands before I get an chance to use it. I use soap. Yow know where you are with a bar of soap.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

I don't use shower gel, most of it washes off my hands before I get an chance to use it. I use soap. Yow know where you are with a bar of soap.

Good old cold tar

Stinks mind

[life on mars]

Old Spice 99p Concorde Discount be there or be square

[insider]

Linx Africa you have to take a shitty stick out with you after using it.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Linx Africa you have to take a shitty stick out with you after using it.

Denim , for men who don't have to try, too hard

[Rjk]

I don't use shower gel, most of it washes off my hands before I get an chance to use it. I use soap. Yow know where you are with a bar of soap.

Someone I know was telling me their shower technique was to get wet under the shower for a few seconds, then turn it off and apply shower gel, then turn the shower back on and wash it off. The whole process is done in about one minute.

What an utterly joyless way to live your life.

[The Bloop]

Someone I know was telling me their shower technique was to get wet under the shower for a few seconds, then turn it off and apply shower gel, then turn the shower back on and wash it off. The whole process is done in about one minute.

What an utterly joyless way to live your life.

Makes total sense though.

I'm surprised that Sludge isnt on Instagram making a fortune as an Influencer. He could do his daily grooming routine testing different products whilst playing metal in the background.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Someone I know was telling me their shower technique was to get wet under the shower for a few seconds, then turn it off and apply shower gel, then turn the shower back on and wash it off. The whole process is done in about one minute.

What an utterly joyless way to live your life.

Sod that

Jump in the shower , shower , get out

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Makes total sense though.

I'm surprised that Sludge isnt on Instagram making a fortune as an Influencer. He could do his daily grooming routine testing different products whilst playing metal in the background.

there is only one product , urban decay

Backed up by slayer , skeletons of society

[Rjk]

Sod that

Jump in the shower , shower , get out

For me if I'm running late and need a quick shower it goes like this:

1: jump in shower
2:there is no time, there is only shower
3: 30 minutes later emerge from shower.

[life on mars]

For me if I'm running late and need a quick shower it goes like this:

1: jump in shower
2:there is no time, there is only shower
3: 30 minutes later emerge from shower.

30 mintites, are there traffic problems in the shower ?

[Rjk]

30 mintites, are there traffic problems in the shower ?

I'm exaggerating of course, but anything less than 10-15 minutes is akin to a spartan existence in my opinion

[joecity]

My son spends 30 mins in the shower but he’s most likely abusing himself. Men with agendas go in there, get clean and get out.

Showering for long periods of say half an hour or more is an American idea imported to Britain by Hollywood films.

Often used to convey an emotion of melancholy or washing away despair. The character emerges anew ready for the final act of the film. Usually some retribution.

[life on mars]

I've never been abused in a shower I usually have a quick tug ,shower out in 10 ,then hopefully get abused on CCMB

[joecity]

I've never been abused in a shower I usually have a quick tug ,shower out in 10 ,then hopefully get abused on CCMB

That's where you're going wrong. Easy mistake to make Stay in there for another 15 minutes. Open the bathroom window. You need to let the scent of the rich lather of urban decay to circulate the neighborhood. Give the abusers chance to pull themselves away from the Daily Mail comments and showbiz page and get over to you.

[Eric the Half a Bee]

I accidentally got vaseline on my old boy in the shower. Had a great 10 minutes trying to clean it off.