Balance? Are you joking?!? Read this thread again.
"Sorry kids, it's time to cancel Christmas," says a man with no kids.
"No families meeting up for Christmas, lockdown, simple as that," says a guy who wouldn't have been meeting up with his family even if Covid-19 had never existed.
"Football, you can shove it," says a fella who frequently tells us he hates modern football. On a modern football message board.
"Gigs, get fecked," says a man who never goes to gigs.
"Pubs with people getting pissed up, no chance," says a guy who never goes to pubs as is not able to drink alcohol.
"The shops are packed with people carrying bags of presents. This country is full of brain dead idiots," says a fella who has no presents to buy.
"I couldn't give a toss if Christmas is an important time for some," says a man who doesn't like Christmas or anything else other than wanking, fishing and dreadful music.
"People having house parties should be rounded up, put in a van, taken down the station and nicked," says a bloke who clearly doesn't understand how the virus spreads, but who has apparently appointed himself as a spokesman for the medical profession.
Balance, be bolloxed.