Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
Since I shagged a dead woman or a woman who looked like you ?

Never mind decades , it's never happened

How old is your wife and is she half decent ?

I would consider it at a push ?
Mid fifties, hot, very slim and a pain. I just asked her and she said she'd rather jump in the sack with the ginger growler.
I would have thought David Lammy in a Dianne Abbott wig is more your type...