With Britain's Got Talent finishing a few weeks ago and the start of this year's The Great British Bake Off being a few months off there's hardly anything worth a gander on the box at present so watching nukes fly back and forth over the Middle East would be a welcome development from a TV entertainment perspective.

Iran must be the most readied nation to retaliate in history as they've had 40 years to prepare for Yankee aggression. What surprises do they have in store? Highly mobile weapon systems, that's what. Goat and camel-mounted surface-to-air missiles are amongst their armoury, and should they run out of rockets then imams will volunteer to be propelled at US warplanes.