Things that mildly irritate you

[J R Hartley]

My wife's choice of telly programme. Geordie shore, The only way is Essex, the real housewives of Barry island or whatever it's called. It just seems to be women arguing about relationships. And all the men in these programmes do is talk about relationships too. Blokes do not sit around chatting about bloody relationships.

I refuse to watch them with her (my wife, not yours). The £12 a month I spend on Sky multi room is the best value for money bill I get every month.