Quote Originally Posted by insider View Post
I`d imagine a Rotter like you has to take a shitty stick out with them to knock back the totty.
I say, old bean, I feel it's bad form to refer to another member as a rotter regardless of whether the said member is a kent or not.

Sludge was once a strong proponent of au naturel regarding personal hygience. He was sure that many women preferred the pong of sweaty armpit odour to that of "poofy" deodorant. For him to go to the expense of shelling out 33p per can I can only presume he's become tired of knocking about with women from hostels and refuges. He's likely hoping for some Chrimbo nookie with more discerning council estate lumps.