Quote Originally Posted by Organ Morgan. View Post
Few aged under 40-50 would have heard of Zsa Zsa. We must hope that no celebrity that practically everyone's aware of will hit the deck between now and the 25th otherwise we'll all be gloomily pushing sprouts around our Christmas Day grub plates.

My top ten tips to conk out during 2017:

Donald Trump.
Phil the Greek.
Rita Fairclough.
Bruce Forsyth.
Charlie Watts.
Dennis Skinner.
Billy Connolly.
Olivia de Havilland.
Norman Tebbit.
Dot Cotton.
Shane McGowan is well overdue.