Good Christmas gift ideas

[Penarth Blues]

Got any?

A/S/L?

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

A/S/L?

^THIS

We need to know a budget, age and gender of the person it's for and what they're generally into, and armed with that info I'll have everything I need to give you a gift recommendation that'll knock your cock and balls right into next-door's garden and you'll be so impressed by my shrewd acumen you won't even be concerned about the awkward conversation you'll have to have with your neighbour about retrieving your genitals, although if you're after a bit advice on that score, I'd open with a jocular "can I have my balls back, mister" to ease any initial tension around the subject.

[Thoth]

A/S/L?

^THIS

We need to know a budget, age and gender of the person it's for and what they're generally into, and armed with that info I'll have everything I need to give you a gift recommendation that'll knock your cock and balls right into next-door's garden and you'll be so impressed by my shrewd acumen you won't even be concerned about the awkward conversation you'll have to have with your neighbour about retrieving your genitals, although if you're after a bit advice on that score, I'd open with a jocular "can I have my balls back, mister" to ease any initial tension around the subject.

I have everyone to buy for, mrs, teenage son and daughter, mum and dad, just wondering what others have got people to inspire me.