Scrum V autumn international special , cringeworthy intro

[joecity]

Are they wearing 'Give me a try tshirts'?

I was at the game yesterday. There were a couple of 'fit birds' as you call them. Obviously had a shedful before the game and carried on for the first half - didn't watch much of the game instead just chatted to the blokes sat behind. At half time one of them disappeared for 10 minutes. Came back looking very pale and had obviously had a chunder, so just curled up feeling very sorry for herself in the second half.

She didn't miss much.

I remember once going to the old arms park when I was a kid and one of the fat guys in the row behind me pissed on the couple's seat in front of him when they went out at half time. He had a t shirt on in February come to think of it. They couldnt watch the second half. The fat guy fell asleep shortly after. Bit like the bird you mention.

[I.8.POLITICAL.CORRECTNESS]

I remember once going to the old arms park when I was a kid and one of the fat guys in the row behind me pissed on the couple's seat in front of him when they went out at half time. He had a t shirt on in February come to think of it. They couldnt watch the second half. The fat guy fell asleep shortly after. Bit like the bird you mention.

I recall a game in the 90s,
in the grange end at half time a bloke behind tapped a mate and myself on the shoulder and asked us asked us to step aside
really polite and with a "please" we stepped a side step apart
he then got his old boy out peed on the back of the persons leg in front of us they din even notice
or were intimidated to turn around
we then proceeded to stand about 20 bodies away lol

ive seen someone puked on their heads in the bob bank by the person sat behind them
who was ratarsed
now that was comedy gold

maybe one of them was one of you

[joecity]

I recall a game in the 90s,
in the grange end at half time a bloke behind tapped a mate and myself on the shoulder and asked us asked us to step aside
really polite and with a "please" we stepped a side step apart
he then got his old boy out peed on the back of the persons leg in front of us they din even notice
or were intimidated to turn around
we then proceeded to stand about 20 bodies away lol

ive seen someone puked on their heads in the bob bank by the person sat behind them
who was ratarsed
now that was comedy gold

maybe one of them was one of you

No puke stories from the City games I'm afraid. Have seen 1 person pissing on the Bob bank. There was only about 3000 people there but he couldn't take his eyes off Paul Wimbelton. His Mrs was a page 3 model in the sun. Paul Wimbelton not the guy taking a slash.