I agree. This obsession with how well they've done and how they play attractive football. They're a club based in poshest west London and are our rivals for promotion. I couldn't give a monkey's chuff about them.

It's not always the best looking girl that makes the best wife, or the brainiest kid in school that gets the best job. Let's just focus on what we have to do, bollocks to the rest. I hope we win 1-0 tomorrow with an own goal off their keeper's arse. It will send social media into meltdown, especially that tool from Bristol.