Women.
All of them.
They’re all fecking mental.
If it wasn’t for the fact that I don’t like cock then I’d happily be a gay.
Bloke’s are so much simpler - food, sex, sport, booze, sheds. That’s it.
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Women.
All of them.
They’re all fecking mental.
If it wasn’t for the fact that I don’t like cock then I’d happily be a gay.
Bloke’s are so much simpler - food, sex, sport, booze, sheds. That’s it.
Pop ups that you can’t figure out how to get rid of.
Especially ones offering certain services.
New people on Gogglebox.
It’s like a stranger inviting themselves in for tea.
Anyone who texts lol.
Cretins.
People who post 7 replies in a row (two are ok).
Checkout staff asking me if I’ve got anything planned for the rest of my day.
Then looking disgusted as I tell them I’m hoping for a good wank in front of loose women (as long as Janet’s not on there of course)