How to be royally f*cked over in just 28 days!

[Igovernor]

This bloody post is like Payton Place, for you on here not old enough to remember, the show used to start with
"The continuing story of Peyton Place" Why anyone would want to tell their love life story on an internet message board belies belief, but what is more unbelievable, is that all of you on here have replied to him

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

This bloody post is like Payton Place, for you on here not old enough to remember, the show used to start with
"The continuing story of Peyton Place" Why anyone would want to tell their love life story on an internet message board belies belief, but what is more unbelievable, is that all of you on here have replied to him

The weirdest thing is that you read it.

[Igovernor]

Actually I did start to read it, but as soon as I realized what it was about, I stopped reading

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

Actually I did start to read it, but as soon as I realized what it was about, I stopped reading

Did you get to the bit about the talking car? It got really good about three quarters of the way in.

[Dr Lecter]

The weirdest thing is that you read it.

The weirdest thing is that Igovernor is Zenith's slaggy ex.

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

The weirdest thing is that Igovernor is Zenith's slaggy ex.

Aw sheeeeit, there's the twist.

[Dr Lecter]

This bloody post is like Payton Place, for you on here not old enough to remember, the show used to start with
"The continuing story of Peyton Place" Why anyone would want to tell their love life story on an internet message board belies belief, but what is more unbelievable, is that all of you on here have replied to him

Maybe it's the anonymity of it all?

Sometimes it's easier to ask for help anonymously as opposed to the real world.

Maybe one day you'll be in a shitty situation and won't know who to turn to - that's when the advice of clever feckers like us will come to the fore.

On a personal level, if it wasn't for people like Mrs R I'd never have become the technological genius (and ladies man) that I am today.

[Sgt. Pepper]

This bloody post is like Payton Place, for you on here not old enough to remember, the show used to start with
"The continuing story of Peyton Place" Why anyone would want to tell their love life story on an internet message board belies belief, but what is more unbelievable, is that all of you on here have replied to him

Lessons in posting etiquette from Igovernor.

You have to love this place

[Zenith]

This bloody post is like Payton Place, for you on here not old enough to remember, the show used to start with
"The continuing story of Peyton Place" Why anyone would want to tell their love life story on an internet message board belies belief, but what is more unbelievable, is that all of you on here have replied to him

The posters on this messageboard are second to none when it comes to helping out someone in need. One day when you're struggling, try it and it'll make you feel a lot better knowing that you are never alone.

[Watcliff]

The posters on this messageboard are second to none when it comes to helping out someone in need. One day when you're struggling, try it and it'll make you feel a lot better knowing that you are never alone.

You are just showing how dull you are by washing your dirty clothes in public. Very needy and narcissistic- that's why she dumped you Good luck to her I say and let's hope you haven't damaged her too much with your neediness.

[BLUETIT]

Being devil's advocate here, but, homecome in all these replies, no one has blamed Zenith for what happened !

Only asking/stating like



It was getting stale, needed something to make it a 10 pager.

[Pearcey3]

You are just showing how dull you are by washing your dirty clothes in public. Very needy and narcissistic- that's why she dumped you Good luck to her I say and let's hope you haven't damaged her too much with your neediness.

Look at me. Look at me. You are the one needing attention.

[Watcliff]

Look at me. Look at me. You are the one needing attention.

I rest my casehere's another onetake him down!!!

[Pearcey3]

I rest my casehere's another onetake him down!!!

On yer bike loser.

[Rocco Siffredi]

There was a fella called Zenith
Who went for a day to Llangenneth
He took his young lady
Who is really quite crazy
And there the relationship endeth

[Watcliff]

On yer bike loser.

Yea I agree, fek off you loser!!!

[City123]

You are just showing how dull you are by washing your dirty clothes in public. Very needy and narcissistic- that's why she dumped you Good luck to her I say and let's hope you haven't damaged her too much with your neediness.

Oh the irony

[Pearcey3]

Oh the irony

I know. Bless the little petal.