The next Prime Minister

[Dorcus]

Is it Penny Mordaunt?

What's she ever done apart from holding a f*****g sword steady? I don't think that qualifies as Prime Minister material.

However I'd certainly roger her given half a chance so on looks alone she beats any other leader hands down.

[+ the native hipster]

What's she ever done apart from holding a f*****g sword steady? I don't think that qualifies as Prime Minister material.

However I'd certainly roger her given half a chance so on looks alone she beats any other leader hands down.

tad sexist for a self righteous

[Keyser Soze]

What's she ever done apart from holding a f*****g sword steady? I don't think that qualifies as Prime Minister material.

However I'd certainly roger her given half a chance so on looks alone she beats any other leader hands down.

Penny. I usually insist on a size 8 or 10, but would tolerate a 12 if really fit. She is more like a 14 or a 16 sized dress. Technically that is way over my usual limit.

But something about her posh charm, light heartedness and her knockers that makes me want to “Put some ‘Ouch!’ in her pouch.”