12 Great One Liners

**Croesy Blue** · 20-09-17, 08:14

I went to see a house the other day with period features, my wife hates it when I call her that

**Colonel Cærdiffi** · 20-09-17, 08:25

Originally Posted by Croesy Blue

I went to see a house the other day with period features, my wife hates it when I call her that

**jeepster** · 20-09-17, 09:55

Originally Posted by Croesy Blue

I went to see a house the other day with period features, my wife hates it when I call her that

**Zenith** · 20-09-17, 10:01

Originally Posted by Croesy Blue

I went to see a house the other day with period features, my wife hates it when I call her that

That is excellent

**Steve R** · 20-09-17, 12:54

Originally Posted by Croesy Blue

I went to see a house the other day with period features, my wife hates it when I call her that

**BLUETIT** · 20-09-17, 17:22

I asked the kids, "Where's the thing that peels the potatoes"

They replied "She left yesterday"

**ian gibson** · 20-09-17, 17:50

I lost a court case battle against a popular fabric softener; I fought Lenor, and Lenor won

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