Quote Originally Posted by Rjk View Post
Someone I know was telling me their shower technique was to get wet under the shower for a few seconds, then turn it off and apply shower gel, then turn the shower back on and wash it off. The whole process is done in about one minute.

What an utterly joyless way to live your life.
Makes total sense though.

I'm surprised that Sludge isnt on Instagram making a fortune as an Influencer. He could do his daily grooming routine testing different products whilst playing metal in the background.