Zohore will only be sold to top 10 club

[Sgt. Pepper]

RING RING.

NW: Oh hello Mr Tan laddo, loovleh t'get a call off yer tha knoows, to what do we deserve th'honour today like?

VT:.... ... ...... ....

NW: Hello? Are yer still theyer me ol' cocker ?

VT:.... .... ...Let me remind you..... I make the big decisions around here....
So....Kenneth will be sold to Bristols United for.... five thousand pounds. Good day Mr Warnock....

CLICK.

NW:.... ... ... Booooggeration..

[J R Hartley]

RING RING.

NW: Oh hello Mr Tan laddo, loovleh t'get a call off yer tha knoows, to what do we deserve th'honour today like?

VT:.... ... ...... ....

NW: Hello? Are yer still theyer me ol' cocker ?

VT:.... .... ...Let me remind you..... I make the big decisions around here....
So....Kenneth will be sold to Bristols United for.... five thousand pounds. Good day Mr Warnock....

CLICK.

NW:.... ... ... Booooggeration..

That was obviously a lot funnier in your head than its come across in text

[Mr Soul '68]

RING RING.

NW: Oh hello Mr Tan laddo, loovleh t'get a call off yer tha knoows, to what do we deserve th'honour today like?

VT:.... ... ...... ....

NW: Hello? Are yer still theyer me ol' cocker ?

VT:.... .... ...Let me remind you..... I make the big decisions around here....
So....Kenneth will be sold to Bristols United for.... five thousand pounds. Good day Mr Warnock....

CLICK.

NW:.... ... ... Booooggeration..