I've come up with a chant for Zohore which I think is great

[Joe Gillis]

Ahem, here we go, to the tune of the animals went in two by two:


He gets the ball he scores a goal Zohore, Zohore

He got the ball from Loic Damour Zohore, Zohore

No matter who’s supplying balls, Hoilett, Tomlin, Joey Ralls

Kenneth Zohore puts them all away.




Thankyou for your time.

I like that, here's an alternative to the same tune...

We resisted offers of twenty mil' Zahore Zahore,
Resisted offers of twenty mil' Zahore, Zahore,
He gets the ball from Loic Damour but couldn't hit a barnyard door,
Now he's cost us twenty million pounds.

[Joe Gillis]

I like that, here's an alternative to the same tune...

We resisted offers of twenty mil' Zahore Zahore,
Resisted offers of twenty mil' Zahore, Zahore,
He gets the ball from Loic Damour but couldn't hit a barnyard door,
Now he's cost us twenty million pounds.

Oops, that should have been to the tune of 'The Runaway Train' of course!