Neighbourliness today

[adz-a32]

Don't forget ordering chips in the chippy there adz or buying fags in the 24 hour garage. Unless you just point at what you want and then just walk out leaving the money on the counter. I have seen that happen in all fairness.

Typical conversation:
"Wagwan bruv?"
"Alright?"
"Ima go for chips"
*gets chips*
"That'll be £2"
*gives money*
"Cheers"
"Safe fam"
*walks out*

[Dr Lecter]

Typical conversation:
"Wagwan bruv?"
"Alright?"
"Ima go for chips"
*gets chips*
"That'll be £2"
*gives money*
"Cheers"
"Safe fam"
*walks out*

Valleys version:

Hiya butt
Alright butt, what can I get you butt?
Chip butty please butt
*gets chips*
Quid please butt
*gives counterfeit pound coin*
Nice one butt
Cheers butt
*goes home to give the missus a clip*

[joecity]

Valleys version:

Hiya butt
Alright butt, what can I get you butt?
Chip butty please butt
*gets chips*
Quid please butt
*gives counterfeit pound coin*
Nice one butt
Cheers butt
*goes home to give the missus a clip*

Makes it up with some cold chips after?

[joecity]

Makes it up to her with cold chips after followed by learning her to read the news paper they came in?

[bobh]

Valleys version:

Hiya butt
Alright butt, what can I get you butt?
'arf 'n' 'arf wiv curry please butt
*gets chips,rice and curry*
Quid please butt
*gives counterfeit pound coin*
Nice one butt
Cheers butt
*goes home to give the missus a clip*

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