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Thread: Carol vorderman , what the Christ have u done to your face ?

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    Carol vorderman , what the Christ have u done to your face ?

    You are a silly Tory cow but attractive

    Sorry, were attractive

    Now you look like a plastic doll

    Shocking

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    Re: Carol vorderman , what the Christ have u done to your face ?

    I bet you wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating biscuits though would you.

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    Re: Carol vorderman , what the Christ have u done to your face ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Shitpeas View Post
    I bet you wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating biscuits though would you.
    Yes I would , I am a man of principles

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    Re: Carol vorderman , what the Christ have u done to your face ?

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    You are a silly Tory cow but attractive

    Sorry, were attractive

    Now you look like a plastic doll

    Shocking
    Zinc.

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    Re: Carol vorderman , what the Christ have u done to your face ?

    Face is only a landing place for the load when your done. Pay no attention to it.

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    Re: Carol vorderman , what the Christ have u done to your face ?

    Exactly. Who looks at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire?

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    Re: Carol vorderman , what the Christ have u done to your face ?

    You don't look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire.

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    Re: Carol vorderman , what the Christ have u done to your face ?

    Quote Originally Posted by jeremy corbyn View Post
    Exactly. Who looks at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire?
    Beat me by a few seconds, dammit!

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    Re: Carol vorderman , what the Christ have u done to your face ?

    Quote Originally Posted by bobh View Post
    Beat me by a few seconds, dammit!
    Lol
    I think we both would.....not at the same time of course!

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    Re: Carol vorderman , what the Christ have u done to your face ?

    10 years ago she would of had the treat of a night with Phil . (even staying the whole night without the ole "sorry luv I got an early start...i got to leave...I will ring you when I am on my way to work "
    5 mins later binning her number and carrying on to the next lucky lady.
    The gents on here will know what I mean even if most will say
    "no not me" and "no you are on your own there" We have all done that ) I would be a gentleman about it
    Now I wouldn't even give her the option of chatting me up

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    Re: Carol vorderman , what the Christ have u done to your face ?

    You lot are pigs sometimes.

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    Re: Carol vorderman , what the Christ have u done to your face ?

    honesty is a great quality Mrs S
    it proves ccmb is full of gentlemen


    I don't think our wives will quite agree though

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    Re: Carol vorderman , what the Christ have u done to your face ?

    Quote Originally Posted by I.8.POLITICAL.CORRECTNESS View Post
    honesty is a great quality Mrs S
    it proves ccmb is full of gentlemen


    I don't think our wives will quite agree though
    I'm not judging, I was just saying.

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    Re: Carol vorderman , what the Christ have u done to your face ?

    I would. For old times' sake.

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