Another sub 20,000 crowd

[Sgt. Pepper]

Can someone just say its because Tan is a **** and he ****** everything up and now everything is ****
We could have Mr Shirt satisfied and wrap this up in no time.

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

Can someone just say its because Tan is a **** and he ****** everything up and now everything is ****
We could have Mr Shirt satisfied and wrap this up in no time.

But I also want to know how many fans we are short.

[Steve R]

But I also want to know how many fans we are short.

They dun evun go too games.

[Badly Ironed Shirt]

Can someone just say its because Tan is a **** and he ****** everything up and now everything is ****
We could have Mr Shirt satisfied and wrap this up in no time.

I think Tan is brilliant for the club, and I think you should be a bit more grateful to him.

[Sgt. Pepper]

I think Tan is brilliant for the club, and I think you should be a bit more grateful to him.

OK feller, I'm not exactly a big Tan fan as it goes, but we move on eh...
So, seeing as your magic wand is bent, your font of all knowledge is dry, and your time machine is in for a service, I'll give that a go and soldier on - fool that I am.

[Cyclops]

OK feller, I'm not exactly a big Tan fan as it goes, but we move on eh...
So, seeing as your magic wand is bent, your font of all knowledge is dry, and your time machine is in for a service, I'll give that a go and soldier on - fool that I am.

So where's you drinking to, mate?

[Sgt. Pepper]

So where's you drinking to, mate?

I'm in your house. Drinking your Brandy.

[Cyclops]

I'm in your house. Drinking your Brandy.

Rum, mush, rum

[Sgt. Pepper]

Rum, mush, rum

Yeah, I couldn't tell in the dark. That Spar own-brand Rum tastes just like their value Brandy.
No wonder Tiss likes to put his coke in it.

[Charlie]

I'm in your house. Drinking your Brandy.

Hope youre not planning on messing up the bed they chose together..??

[Sgt. Pepper]

Hope youre not planning on messing up the bed they chose together..??

heh! - well spotted lyric there me ol' Cocker

[Cyclops]

Hope youre not planning on messing up the bed they chose together..??

In the cold light of dawn, I'm missin' several favourite cds and the rum is several tots below the last pencil line. How am I going to explain that to Mrs C?