A few years ago I called at a house in Stroud which had a front door with a full length bubble-glass panel. Coming towards the door I saw what I thought was someone wearing one of those 'nude' aprons, as all I could make out was a head and shoulders, a top of some sort, and then an expanse of flesh colour almost down to the floor.

A man in in 40's opened the door and the 'flesh colour' was actually his flesh. His stomach was so big it was dropping below his knees.