New royal baby , idiots waiting outside hospital overnight

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Those five who nobbed her: Oliver Hoare, James Hewitt, James Gilbey, Barry Mannakee and Will Carling. We can probably add Dodi Fayed to the list of those who slipped her a length. I'd have a cheeky fiver each-way that Nicholas Witchell, Royal Arse Licker by Appointment, also whipped her drawers off.

Do you think I would have stood a chance ?

She was clearly a sort

[Organ Morgan.]

Do you think I would have stood a chance ?

She was clearly a sort

Though undoubtedly cock happy, she upheld a certain standard.

That's a no.

Now bog off!

[ccfc_is_my_life]

Though undoubtedly cock happy, she upheld a certain standard.

That's a no.

Now bog off!

Undoubtedly cock happy, her certain standard was to shag those that it would be humiliating for the royal establishment if word got out.

Based upon that, I'm amazed Sludge wasn't top of the list.

[Wales-Bales]

Undoubtedly cock happy, her certain standard was to shag those that it would be humiliating for the royal establishment if word got out.

Based upon that, I'm amazed Sludge wasn't top of the list.

She was a bit too young for Sludge, he would have been more interested in the queen mum.