UK temperatures....

[CCFCC3PO]

You’ll need Merthyr for somewhere to move to when global warming impacts means Cardiff is underwater by 2040. Be great for people in the valleys when it happens as they’ll all have a sea view.

Think of the property prices too

My £70,000 two bedroomed terrace will be at Caerfilthy prices in 2035, and at Monaco prices in 2040.

[Eric the Half a Bee]

Think of the property prices too

My £70,000 two bedroomed terrace will be at Caerfilthy prices in 2035, and at Monaco prices in 2040.

When Ferndale becomes flooded with sea water and is turned into a beach, property prices in Maerdy will quadruple to £20k for a 4 bedroom detached.

[Jordi Culé]

When Ferndale becomes flooded with sea water and is turned into a beach, property prices in Maerdy will quadruple to £20k for a 4 bedroom detached.

Now, now Eric and start saving up. £20k is only going to get you a inflatable dinghy, oars not included.

[Eric the Half a Bee]

Now, now Eric and start saving up. £20k is only going to get you a inflatable dinghy, oars not included.

Plenty of oars there.

Actually that reminded me of a short anecdote. About 5 years ago I was on a late bus going up the Rhondda Fach when a group of older teenagers got on at the bottom of Penrhys. They were a bit loud but harmless. One girl asked their group why they kept calling her a slag. Another girl said "well, you are, aren't you?" Her reply? "Yes, I suppose I am!"

[xsnaggle]

Plenty of oars there.

Actually that reminded me of a short anecdote. About 5 years ago I was on a late bus going up the Rhondda Fach when a group of older teenagers got on at the bottom of Penrhys. They were a bit loud but harmless. One girl asked their group why they kept calling her a slag. Another girl said "well, you are, aren't you?" Her reply? "Yes, I suppose I am!"

You just got to love these valley girls!

[Eric the Half a Bee]

You just got to love these valley girls!

I often used to get the last bus from Bridgend to Aberdare on a Thursday evening and this group were regulars for a few months. I think it was the same charmer who, to crush talk that she was pregnant, told the entire bus that she was on and pulled out a box of tampons from her handbag....

[Jordi Culé]

Plenty of oars there.

Actually that reminded me of a short anecdote. About 5 years ago I was on a late bus going up the Rhondda Fach when a group of older teenagers got on at the bottom of Penrhys. They were a bit loud but harmless. One girl asked their group why they kept calling her a slag. Another girl said "well, you are, aren't you?" Her reply? "Yes, I suppose I am!"

You should’ve asked her out

[Eric the Half a Bee]

You should’ve asked her out

I wanted to touch the sides.

[Jordi Culé]

I wanted to touch the sides.

For a bag of chips she would’ve faked it just to make you feel good about yourself. All heart valley girls