Al Manar in the news again.

[Splott Dave]

Don't come back on here and start throwing your weight around.

Back! Back! It's like Groundhog Day. Even the smilies haven't got any older......

[Mrs Steve R]

Back! Back! It's like Groundhog Day. Even the smilies haven't got any older......

Well I've got older.. and wiser

[Splott Dave]

Well I've got older.. and wiser

If your parrot was so smart how come it's in a cage and the dumb pigeons are walking around outside all day long?

[Mrs Steve R]

If your parrot was so smart how come it's in a cage and the dumb pigeons are walking around outside all day long?

Freedom is an illusion, you know that.

[Splott Dave]

Freedom is an illusion, you know that.

It's getting like the Hotel California on here...
How come all the smiley's look so young?

[Mrs Steve R]

It's getting like the Hotel California on here...
How come all the smiley's look so young?

They are the same as they have always been, like many other things.. it seems

[Splott Dave]

Freedom is an illusion, you know that.

I bet you conned the parrot with that argument, when bent double with sexual frustration, he told you he wanted to go out for a bit of R&R. If only he hadn't let on he could talk, he'd be out there with the pigeons getting plenty...

[Mrs Steve R]

I bet you conned the parrot with that argument, when bent double with sexual frustration, he told you he wanted to go out for a bit of R&R. If only he hadn't let on he could talk, he'd be out there with the pigeons getting plenty...

She gets plenty of R&R at home, Mr & Mrs R

[Splott Dave]

She gets plenty of R&R at home, Mr & Mrs R

You've made me spill my coffee and knock over my Zimmer frame now.