Things that mildly irritate you

[Organ Morgan.]

Be here all day listing everyday irritants but near the top would be chuggers. What's a chugger? Those street pests who try to get you to buy, subscribe or donate to something.

[Colonel Cærdiffi]

Be here all day listing everyday irritants but near the top would be chuggers. What's a chugger? Those street pests who try to get you to buy, subscribe or donate to something.

I hate the ones that stand there with a stereo blaring out Radio 1. You know, chuggers plays pop.

[BLUETIT]

People who practically come to a stop when turning left !

YOU HAVEN'T GOT A TANK, YOU ******* MORON

[Dr Lecter]

People who practically come to a stop when turning left !

YOU HAVEN'T GOT A TANK, YOU ******* MORON

Wheel threaders. Those women of a certain age (usually driving a Micra or Yaris) that think you have to turn a steering wheel very slowly by threading it through your hands a tiny bit at a time.

My mother is one - it takes her about twenty minutes to manoeuvre a medium sized roundabout.

[lardy]

Wheel threaders. Those women of a certain age (usually driving a Micra or Yaris) that think you have to turn a steering wheel very slowly by threading it through your hands a tiny bit at a time.

My mother is one - it takes her about twenty minutes to manoeuvre a medium sized roundabout.

I get irritated by the other way round, people who turn their wheel using their palm heel.

[Dr Lecter]

I get irritated by the other way round, people who turn their wheel using their palm heel.

Unless they’re driving a forklift of course.

[Henry Hill]

People who send drunken pms asking to meet you at the next match for a fight, then shit out when the drink wears off.

[lardy]

Unless they’re driving a forklift of course.

Then I just get irritated that they get to drive a forklift and I don't.

[Henry Hill]

People who avoid giving answers by asking themselves a different quesion in the 3rd person, and then answering their own question rather than the one they were asked. Russell Slade was a master of this.

[Dr Lecter]

Getting the Christmas lights out of the attic and you realise that some lazy shit has just chucked them away last year all tangled up and it’s going to take you six hours to untangle it all.

Then having your missus point out that lazy shit was you.

[bobh]

Wheel threaders. Those women of a certain age (usually driving a Micra or Yaris) that think you have to turn a steering wheel very slowly by threading it through your hands a tiny bit at a time.

My mother is one - it takes her about twenty minutes to manoeuvre a medium sized roundabout.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7YuAKWcAwY

[Dr Lecter]

The new ‘plastic’ style fivers and tenners.

They’re just shit mun.

[Dr Lecter]

Women.

All of them.

They’re all fecking mental.

If it wasn’t for the fact that I don’t like cock then I’d happily be a gay.

Bloke’s are so much simpler - food, sex, sport, booze, sheds. That’s it.

[Dr Lecter]

Pop ups that you can’t figure out how to get rid of.

Especially ones offering certain services.

[Dr Lecter]

New people on Gogglebox.

It’s like a stranger inviting themselves in for tea.

[Dr Lecter]

Anyone who texts lol.

Cretins.

[Wales-Bales]

People who post 7 replies in a row (two are ok).

[Dr Lecter]

People who post 7 replies in a row (two are ok).

I’ve learnt from the best.

[Dr Lecter]

Checkout staff asking me if I’ve got anything planned for the rest of my day.

Then looking disgusted as I tell them I’m hoping for a good wank in front of loose women (as long as Janet’s not on there of course)

[Wales-Bales]

Be here all day listing everyday irritants but near the top would be chuggers. What's a chugger? Those street pests who try to get you to buy, subscribe or donate to something.

I thought you meant that irrigating TV personality.